Soooo…. I’ve been away for quite a while, and if you don’t, already, know where I went… You may not want to. Not really.
Where was I? Prison? Nope, sorry. Amish country? I really hate to disappoint you, but… No. A Shaolin Temple, in Tibet? Ya, not so much…
I hate to admit it, but I messed around, and went BACK to work in a strip joint… AGAIN!
It’s cool, you don’t have to say it. I know what you’re all thinking… “Is this guy a glutton for punishment, or is he just STUPID?!?!?!?“ Well, the honest answer is, yes. I may have been a glutton for punishment, and there is DEFINITELY some strong evidence supporting stupidity. But I’m glad I went. After six months in the wild West Texas Desert(Odessa: it ain’t just about the oil, anymore, kiddies), I came home of my own free will; and things have been immeasurably better, for me. I got back in the middle of May, and after a brief stop in one of the clubs in Dallas(No, I won’t tell you which one, and, NO! I can not pull any strings for you, at the door. ), I found my way back to sanity. So, I’ve renewed my commitment not to darken the door way of another strip club, and have some pretty firm reminders to keep me away. I always thought I was bullet proof, and, while that has yet to be disproved, I did find out that I’m not “Mustang proof.” That’s right, ladies and gentlemen… I was hit by a car, in the parking lot. Yes, I knew the guy. No, it wasn’t an accident. No, I didn’t file charges. I was still standing after the collision, so I got a little mouthy before counting my blessings. As an aside, I’d like to warn you that it’s just bad policy to scream, “Next time bring a bigger car, bitch!” at someone who’s just tried to kill you with his brand new, 2011 Ford Mustang GT… Like I said, before… strong evidence of stupidity. So, after hind sight kicked in, I did what any responsible guy with a big mouth, and even bigger ego, would do… I got the shit out of town, before he bought a Cadillac.
Anyway, I’m writing again… with fewer rules, this time. I’m writing my blog, From There To Here, over on the page for the ReThink Point page, and will be dropping little gems, here, from time to time; but I’d love it if you would all come check us out. The biggest benefit to my last foray into the adult entertainment business was that I finally got my swag back, found out what story I have to tell, and found the courage to tell it; so, it’ll definitely worth your time to swing by.
See y’all, soon.